There’re lots of green juices: detox, purifying, digestive, low-carb, energising, calorie-burner, magic-miracle, cleanse-your-chakras and for almost anything you want.
This is just a fucking green juice.

This is a juice recipe, not a smoothie, so if you don’t have a juicer go and get one.
- Grab 2 or 3 celery sticks -just the sticks! we don’t want a flower bouquet for this- and a couple of kale leaves.
- Take one cucumber, one lime and one apple. Make sure it’s a GREEN apple or you’ll break the magic of the juice!!
- Peel the lime if you haven’t (duh!) and juice the ingredients.
- You can tip it with the green powder of your choice such as spirulina or wheat grass.
Enjoy!
The Green Chef 🌱
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