If you’re too lazy to make a pizza -which I know you are, that’s why I’m writing this- but still want to eat something similar with much less effort, keep reading.
Gherki-what? Gherkiham, write it down, gherkins + ham. Gherkins, pickles, pickled cucumber… who cares about the name, JUST DO NOT USE CUCUMBER YOU IDIOT! Got it or do you want me to explain what potatoes are as well?